I went to see a doctor, his name was Doctor Jake
I could see in his eyes, it was a bad mistake
He said I´ll find your problem, just bend over the desk
He stuck something inside me, he said it was a test
Got the blues I got the bed pan blues
He said “you got piles, but I think I can stop e`m
You need an operation – on your bottom”
They wheeled me in this room, with lots pipes and nasty things
A mask over my face, untill I heard bells ring
Got the blues I got the bed pan blues
When I come around, the room was a spinning
Doctor´s round my bed, they were all a grinnin
I said please help me, I don´t know where I am
They said just lie still boy, your on the bed pan
Got the blues I got the bed pan blues
Well I´m laying in my bed and I´m laying in this vapour
Looking for a piece of paper
How much longer must I linger
Before I use my little finger.
Got the blues I got the bed pan blues
Words by Modie Albrighton
I could see in his eyes, it was a bad mistake
He said I´ll find your problem, just bend over the desk
He stuck something inside me, he said it was a test
Got the blues I got the bed pan blues
He said “you got piles, but I think I can stop e`m
You need an operation – on your bottom”
They wheeled me in this room, with lots pipes and nasty things
A mask over my face, untill I heard bells ring
Got the blues I got the bed pan blues
When I come around, the room was a spinning
Doctor´s round my bed, they were all a grinnin
I said please help me, I don´t know where I am
They said just lie still boy, your on the bed pan
Got the blues I got the bed pan blues
Well I´m laying in my bed and I´m laying in this vapour
Looking for a piece of paper
How much longer must I linger
Before I use my little finger.
Got the blues I got the bed pan blues
Words by Modie Albrighton