cat shit blues

CAT SHIT BLUES

The cat shit on the carpet last Friday
You no the stain is still there
The cat shit on the carpet last Friday
And the stain is still there
So I went down to the chemist shop
Full of despair

I said man you got to help me
The wife’s giving so much pain
The man said what’s a matter
I said I have got this stain
You really got to give me something
So I can have piece in the house again

Well he gave me this carpet cleaner
He said it gets rid of all the stains
Yeah i have bought this carpet cleaner
And there is peace in the house again
But i am back at the chemist shop
Because the cats just done it again

SOLO
Well you got problems if you buy a cat
You get a lot of pain
If you ever buy a cat you always get this stain
So you better get prepared to go down to the
Chemist again

LYRICS BY MODIE ALBRIGHTON