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1the toilet Empty the toilet on Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:27 pm



I went to see a friend of mine
In a very unusual place
He had a toilet at the bottom of the garden
It was a real disgrace
A heart in the door you no what I mean
It was there to let out the smell
And when you opened the door it was the doorway to hell

What a seen, you no what I mean What a Sean

There was a plank of wood with a hole in it
He called it a toilet seat and nasty things walking round the rim
Looking for something to eat
Big ones small ones to me they are all the same
When you are desperate you really can’t complain

What a seen, you no what I mean What a Sean

Well I had to go in there really no joking
And a sign in there that said no smoking
Well there was no light in there so I struck a match
Then there was a terrible blue flash and that was that

There is no toilet in the garden now
Just a great big pit and a piece of wood with a hole in it
It was called a toilet seat


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